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# no chance!
my mum's much fatter.
and shorter.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# It's your mums mate, John.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# john is my dad's mate
not my mum's.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# you know i love you really
regularly. up the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# PUT YOUR FINGER IN THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# my finger?
have you seen how long my nails are? you're just asking for a punctured colon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I get off on it :((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# oh, alright then.
lube or no lube?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Toothpaste.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# mmmmmm
minty fresh ringpiece!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# tldr
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# 0_0
voyager tiem, i'm off.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# i'm sorry
i gio sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)
# COLON PUNCH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I think it's quite obvious why your Mum didn't tell you about this John.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# tell me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Because he spends most of his time hugging his enormous genitals.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# ah, right.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# And she wants him all to herself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# greedy bitch!
i need cock more than she does!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I suggest hiring the cocktopus down the page.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# hire?
more like buy!
i'm off for my daily dose of trek.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# and less like a penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# although as she gets older
her neck skin is starting to resemble a scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Let's hope she doesn't go bald
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)