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# nearly midnight sexy time.


click here for larger, sexier and... larger. probably fully safe for work but don't blame me if you get shitcanned - you're probably a horrible slacker anyway. i bet your boss is watching you right now lazing about on b3ta and composing your letter of dismissal as well as conjuring up a way to make your firing as humiliating as possible. frankly, you deserve it. get out of the way of the real workers, people who will dedicate their lives to the company with no amusing thoughts about their autonomy or freedom or 'spare time', whatever the hell that means in this hellish economy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:50, archived)
# going down in the fifth.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:55, archived)
# i gave up on her.
couldn't get the face to match the body any more than it does now for some reason. i think i need a version of photoshop that wasn't made in a year beginning with '1'.

also, i read 'fifth' as 'filth'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:58, archived)
# yeah, I hate colour-matching.
 


but I don't even have photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:05, archived)
# you did a better job than i did.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:08, archived)
# monochrome is so much more forgiving.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:24, archived)
# true, and i prefer b&w.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:26, archived)
# I've taken to tinting my greyscale pictures a little.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:29, archived)
# she's the greatest dancer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:34, archived)
# not so!
 
goddessbennyhill.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:00, archived)
# haha, christ.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:13, archived)
# Lies!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:14, archived)
# lies! more lies!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:44, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:46, archived)
# richard ashcroft really is losing it ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:48, archived)
# euw!
would not
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:23, archived)
# His nipples exploded in delight.
Now they look like lumps of sagged flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:42, archived)
# he's an old man. as old as mofaha, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:48, archived)
# he probably likes radiohead, too.
 
he likes to listen to sad sad songs whilst playing with his saggy old nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)
# old man mofaha nipples.
we should all change our names to mofaha variants and freak him out.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:14, archived)
# rabbit mofaha groomer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 7:09, archived)