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# Jamie Oliver?
Oh you said little mouth....
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# nah , he's a tongue on legs,
not a talking penis!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# don't! you're filling my mind with wrongness!
a tongue on legs should be the ultimate pleasure device, but not when it's jamie oliver's tongue!
*shudders*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# A tongue without a face would be awful though...
*shudders too*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# if the tongue had a little face of its own
it wouldn't be so bad. besides, that's what light switches are for!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# To make it dark so you can't see their face?
Also, a tongue with a little face of it's own would be sooo not sexual.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# it's not what it looks like
it's what it can do. have you seen the price of decent D-batteries lately?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Like that giant tongue in The Tick.
"I CAN TASTE YOU"

www.thetick.ws/images/tonguetongue.jpg
He even had his own mouth and tongue, bizaarely.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# yes.
just like that, only smaller.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)