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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# SQUIRREL BUM!
she'll be at those christmas lights i'll warrent!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# dammit.... beaten to it with ehSQUIRREL BUM! comment
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# MWAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Something just went FWAP.
And again.
(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# watcha cock
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Good advice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# *looks down*
now what?
=)
eeop old fella!
how art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# stop talking to your cock
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# do you mind.
i'm trying to have a conversation here!!

so, hows the weather?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *is surprised to hear your cock say "damp"*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *changes pad*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Are you chatting to your penis?
Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# he's a talkative little chap
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# begging for a little respite
and anti-chafing lotion isn't exactly what i'd call chatty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# shhhh!!
it is!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# it puts the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the tug again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# o-ok...
*rubs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# that's right
rub it in there real deep, like...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
#
i'm scared...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# you should be, boy
you should be...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *whimpers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *imagines a penis with a little mouth*
*runs away screaming and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Jamie Oliver?
Oh you said little mouth....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# nah , he's a tongue on legs,
not a talking penis!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# don't! you're filling my mind with wrongness!
a tongue on legs should be the ultimate pleasure device, but not when it's jamie oliver's tongue!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# A tongue without a face would be awful though...
*shudders too*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# if the tongue had a little face of its own
it wouldn't be so bad. besides, that's what light switches are for!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# To make it dark so you can't see their face?
Also, a tongue with a little face of it's own would be sooo not sexual.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# it's not what it looks like
it's what it can do. have you seen the price of decent D-batteries lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Like that giant tongue in The Tick.
"I CAN TASTE YOU"

www.thetick.ws/images/tonguetongue.jpg
He even had his own mouth and tongue, bizaarely.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# yes.
just like that, only smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Mine has one.
It's not very talkative though, it just throws up occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Don't try to ruin penises for me.
*scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Stop rubbing it then



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# What else am I supposed to do with 3 weeks holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# With all that time you could be a bit more inventive.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# What like inventing a penis which shoots wasps.
Would make sex fun anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I haven't quite finished the harness yet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAD TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
to Tijuana
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# to get fat bot some action?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Can I burrow your car?
I'm..just popping to the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Woo!
Second!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Disney bum cheeks!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# disney matter
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# aye it dis
enjoyable sunday then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# i was in Embra on sunday
so it never happened
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# oh, so you weren't in Ashton Lane?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Ashton Lane?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Lennon got into some bother in ashton lane.
Nobody knows all the details apparently, but I suspect it may be something for me to feel obliged to be ashamed about by association with numpties, no matter what the actual facts behind the story are.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# bloody hooligans ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Is it not pronounced "Celtic Football Club"?
:D

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# if walt didney
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# had a logo
wanked on the screen?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# tenuous repost tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# His bum looked nothing like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# they got one of those ice sculptor people in
to reshape it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# pffft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# You probably do know, as well.
PS You said down there somewhere that you've a picture you need to turn around... want me to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I had just asked someone as I wrote it
but he's done enough for me, bless him. Shall I gaz you the link?

Edit: apparently he hasn't. Never mind! Ta though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I'm confused.
So, what have you had for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I had a crisp and chicken sandwich
it was well good. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Gaw, crisps in sarnies are superb.
I had a toasted teacake, a mixed selection of leftover crisps and a banana. All washed down with some jasmine tea. Pretty good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Picture is all sorted
YAY NEW DRESS

Toasted tea cakes are amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Toasted tea cakes?
I've never heard tits called that before, but I agree with the sentiment nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Toasted tit cakes?
I know these types are weird, but I'd have never thought putting their breasts in a breville was a viable option.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Well as long as everyone's happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Golly Captain, you look positively stunning.
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Arf, have a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *noms*
PS you have awesome hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hehe, thank you!
I've just had a hair cut, so I can't blame myself for that. Bless Angie, she might be a bit thick but she knows hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# heheheh
she reminds me of me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *checks profile*
i see no tail!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# more the fact
that i'm far too easily distracted by shiny things.
and glittery things.
and metallic things.
and weaponry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# i know i know
i was just jo...ooh look a shiny!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# WHERE???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I'll make you a cheese grater with a trigger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# that would be the best thing EVER!
apart from a chrome killer-ball, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# So thats how it all happened....
How are you gonna ease us into present day then? I kinda forgot what was happening before this epic flashback!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# the nation of Mozambique was entirely submerged in ghee
and squads of elk patrolled Bristol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# this has given me wonderful mental images
military elks, wading through clarified butter...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
#
I don't know what to say.

Horay for Scarlet!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Why does she alternate from talking normally to the "I sees shiny things"
I'm missing a bit here. What's the cause of her intelligent cyber doodad/ditzy idiot crossover?

And how has she walked/climbed so far being a completely naked squirrel/human mutant without anyone screaming, calling the police or her being kidnapped by freakish perverts like your good self? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I think 'it' gets dumber the further 'it' goes away from 0z
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# ah, makes sense
her brain/memory/common sense is wifi based and she's going out of range
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I'm wondering why she's talking at all
THERE'S NO ONE THERE TO TALK TO, YOU RETARDED BUTTSQUIRREL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# She is part of a group intelligence
and tends to lose focus when she leaves the other test subjects.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# She hit her head!
I guess it's some kind of amnesiac effect from when hitting her head after being ejected from the furnace thing in strip 458 ;). Pay attention! =p
(OutlawV, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:56, archived)
# RIS
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Obligatory RIS
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# yay
mind RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# superb
as allways
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)