It's how he imagines himselfwith lady tits and a squirrel tail and a dog's arse and 7 chaffinch ears and one very long giant ant eater's tongue which is too long to be anything other than for show and which just lollops out of the side of his mouth and drags along the floor while he walks...
then he imagines himself being sexed by square faced manly cat.
(then he imagines himself being sexed by square faced manly cat.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:51,
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Deary me.He's got quite an imagination. Yet he's failed to imagine himself up a badger's penis or similar.
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wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:54,
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no one could imagine a badger's penisit's completely impossible to do... that's the moral at the end of The Wind In The Willows
"COME ON TOAD, IMAGINE MY PENIS"
"oh Badger - I can't I can't ... toot toot"
("COME ON TOAD, IMAGINE MY PENIS"
"oh Badger - I can't I can't ... toot toot"
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:55,
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That imbecile Toad.I'm sure that it's implied that Ratty was quite able to imagine Badger's penis very early on in the book.
( wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:03,
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indeed.during the picnic scene, his reference to "potted meat" was a blatant clue.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:06,
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