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# don't try to wash it off, you'll just make it worse
let it dry, it'll flake off a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I think I've blinked some back behind my eyeball.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# don't worry, it'll dissolve into your optic nerve
things may look a little fuzzy for a few days, but on the plus side, it's all protein.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Ewww
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# makes great crumble topping for unexpected guests
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# makes great unexpected crumble topping for guests
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# heheheh
*imagines*

"unexpected crumble, bitch!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Or equally good as parmezan I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# tastes better than parmesan
with the added benefit that it doesn't smell like a frenchman's sock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I'll take your word for that.
I don't much fancy either.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I know a man who would
pay to have a Frenchmans' sock, preferably stale.
*mindbleaches*
*nausea*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# i've had a french lad's foot in my face.
i bit the fucker's toe, he soon shifted it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Oh god he'd love that
*retch*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# haha
*tries to remember, no matter how tempting it may be, never to eat a pizza in the vicinity of XLVII*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# *remembers to drug dbroon before serving pizza*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# i want pizza!
not to mention drugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# A side-order of bukakke, madame?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# well....
i really must think of my figure. do you know how many calories are in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# haha
That was one of the major worries, hence "no matter how tempting"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)