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# oooh, ah, oooh, ah, oooh, ah, oooh, ah etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# YAY!!
ANIMATED!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Michael Palin looks a bit different there.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I thought you said Sarah Palin
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Sorry.
I was typing with my mouth full.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# :(
poor superman.

but - as always - nicely done. :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
you didnt do my suggestion tho :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# :D
YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# "Take that, you goody-two-shoes alien bastard!"
hahahahhahahah! Wooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# why, mr. toast!
you've made me so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# wait...
what? I can't understand how this has been animated... unless the background is pretend paper effect...

Also, SPUNKBLIND SUPERMAN.

Furthermore, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I moved the paper
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# that's just lies
*strokes beard*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# gerroff my beard!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# but it makes my fingers clean and happy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# oh fine then
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# its real paper and real drawings
but with the moving bits layered on top and underneath bits erased
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Sounds like dark magics to me... BURN THE WITCH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ahhh
marvelously done... that makes sense.

I was thinking, "but why is the text so still? surely HappyToast isn't that good at tracing..."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# That's ever-so clever
and ever-so effective.

I'm looking forward to seeing more of this style :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *sighs*
All the cool kids are doing it now.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# so
they've stopped doing cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Kake is so last year
Unless it's Buk Kake.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that bukkake was last year too.
I would check, but my eyes are full of semen.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# don't try to wash it off, you'll just make it worse
let it dry, it'll flake off a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I think I've blinked some back behind my eyeball.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# don't worry, it'll dissolve into your optic nerve
things may look a little fuzzy for a few days, but on the plus side, it's all protein.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Ewww
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# makes great crumble topping for unexpected guests
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# makes great unexpected crumble topping for guests
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# heheheh
*imagines*

"unexpected crumble, bitch!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Or equally good as parmezan I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# tastes better than parmesan
with the added benefit that it doesn't smell like a frenchman's sock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I'll take your word for that.
I don't much fancy either.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I know a man who would
pay to have a Frenchmans' sock, preferably stale.
*mindbleaches*
*nausea*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# i've had a french lad's foot in my face.
i bit the fucker's toe, he soon shifted it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Oh god he'd love that
*retch*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# haha
*tries to remember, no matter how tempting it may be, never to eat a pizza in the vicinity of XLVII*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# *remembers to drug dbroon before serving pizza*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# i want pizza!
not to mention drugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# A side-order of bukakke, madame?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# well....
i really must think of my figure. do you know how many calories are in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# haha
That was one of the major worries, hence "no matter how tempting"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# It's happening right now
Somewhere, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Yay!!
This is cocking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Bloody lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# you are really brill
these are great
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# mighty praise from one such as yourself :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Oh but praise from me doesn't count?
Even though I was on the telly last night.

I see.




*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# so was I, well, my thoughts were
what was yours?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I was on the BBC.
On the London news. Expressing trite opinions about things of which I knew nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# ace, did you punch anyone in disgust?
and do you have it on youtube for us all to gape and lust over?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I don't have a YouTube, no.
I came out of the Tate and got hijacked by a camera man and presenter.

I didn't even know which programme it was for. But then I saw myself on the BBC London news when I got home last night. I have neither the face nor voice that I thought I had.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# nobody does
with the possible exception of simon weston
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I saw your OAP crossing thing on The Wrong Door.
Then had to explain to the flatmates why I squealed like a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# the caveman thing was mine too :)
I am proud
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# To be honest my favourite part of that episode
was the lass from coupling wearing a pilot's uniform.

hmmmmmmmMMMmmmmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I concur, very would
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# haha
I love that superman has pissed himself. nice touch.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# DC are going to sue you
I bet they will

Edit: this is great instaFP deserved :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# they'd have to prove it didn't happen first
I'm just drawing what I saw happen outside
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# FP'd already.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# *runs to look*
Haha! awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# he's taking a batting!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Not only is this win
but the title of your post has started me singing Aswad's song Shine.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Joliet
before you write something like that, could you please consider the minds of other human beings?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Duely noted....
Come on and shine
SHINE
Shine like a star
Shining so bright
like the star that you are
Oooooh shine
SHINE
Into the future
Spreading your light
Wherever you are

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# well, you lose
because I'm already listening to it on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# ELO's mr. blue sky ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# The soundtrack to Little Shop of Horrors for me
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# some fun now
is my favourite song on that. i may have to watch it later.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Anyone who is tired of punching Superman repeatedly in the face
is tired of life.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# but Superman never made any money, saving the world from Solomon Grundy
and sometimes I despair the world will never see another man, like him.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Don't they know who I am?
I'm the goddamned Batman!
(Potatoman, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahah wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# That makes my day,
PUNK!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)
# brilliant
it goes in time with the house tune i am playing
(Kierz, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# its just like
reading the dark knight returns! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# So,
everything HappyToast does after this will be shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# an eery and horrendous thought
but Miller went on to do great stuff!

(not thinking of Robocop 2 here, of course)


PS had to reply in order to complete the Rev Triangle...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Well He is a dick.....


Not shopped, more at superdickery.com
(BigMcLargeHuge, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)