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# *shivers*
If I were blind in one eye, I would so wear an eye patch.

Preferably one with no straps, simply bolted to the skull :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# ^this
with silver studs or diamonds embedded in it.
the eye patch, not the eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# glass eye with a red LED in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# oh, now THAT would be too fucking cool!
problem is it wouldn't move when you moved teh other eye :(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# would if you glued a cocktail stick to the front of both.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ah, SCIENCE™!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# go William Gibson style
and get a mirrored lens implanted over the top.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# he often wears a monocle over the blind eye ^^,
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)