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# ah yes, but when you burn toast, you can have a lot of fun scraping the black off
with a butter knife.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I tend to do this with butter on the knife
And then I put the knife back in the butter, and I get black crumbs in my butter D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# true that
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# yes
but you get burnt bits in the butter and the toast is cold by the time you get to eat it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# drawing a smilie face in the crumbs in the sink and watching my mum's reaction is worth it
many's a long night I've dreamt of cheese. Toasted mostly.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# burn your mum's toast
then scrape the black off so that it says "i love duck willys". that should give her an interesting look on her face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# do you remember carl giles? Grandma in particular
that's what my mum looks like. www.canterbury.gov.uk/images/press/database/grandma.jpg
So every look is an 'interesting' one.

meanwhile I made this for her once
safe for work

edit: i'm off, laters.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
oh god, i haven't seen his cartoons for years! also, awesome duck cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)