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# ah yes, but when you burn toast, you can have a lot of fun scraping the black off
with a butter knife.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I tend to do this with butter on the knife
And then I put the knife back in the butter, and I get black crumbs in my butter D:
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# true that
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# yes
but you get burnt bits in the butter and the toast is cold by the time you get to eat it :(
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# drawing a smilie face in the crumbs in the sink and watching my mum's reaction is worth it
many's a long night I've dreamt of cheese. Toasted mostly.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# burn your mum's toast
then scrape the black off so that it says "i love duck willys". that should give her an interesting look on her face.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# do you remember carl giles? Grandma in particular
that's what my mum looks like. www.canterbury.gov.uk/images/press/database/grandma.jpg
So every look is an 'interesting' one.

meanwhile I made this for her once
safe for work

edit: i'm off, laters.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
oh god, i haven't seen his cartoons for years! also, awesome duck cock!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)