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# Hello, B3ta, I haven't posted much recently, so have an angry toast.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# PETEY!
I like your toatsts.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I had toats for breakfast this moar-ning
After watching AI, I was rather hungry.
It's not that long a film, it just seems to be long because of the pace towards the end.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# this morning I have brown mutigrain toast
with peanut butter and banana and honey on it... ergo, I win the game of breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# also I'm listening to Jeff Mills so I win the game of music too
... I'm in the office 'working' so I don't win the game of Saturday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# it felt longer than
it is, because it's shit.

shitest film ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# it's not good certainly
I'm sure I can think of shitter films...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# we were playing this
the other week, I can't think of a suggestion that was worse.

edit: a calculation is needed so buget, critical acclaim, age etc must be considered to make it fairer to compare.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I saw "Abducted by Daleks" which was a badly made sci-fi-lesbian-horror film.
Seriously, there is NOTHING worse.
NOTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# the christmas martian,
now thats a shit film
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# were the lesbians
also Daleks?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# eat and run.
honestly, it's unbelievably bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# some bastard put a rickroll in a bit of porn i was watching.
right near the fucking money shot too.

bastard.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Smurf porn?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Turkish Star Wars?
nl.youtube.com/watch?v=js6NqlAc29I
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# CUNEYT ARKIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# he doesn't look happy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# He's rather unhappy
So unhappy he's angry.
FACT©
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# He's angry because he's not happy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *wipes off the piss*
You need to watch it when you splash on the bowl, it's splish splashing onto my mind.
See.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# He's angry cos he needs a buttering
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Presumably it isn't going to make an animation or draw batman
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# he is angry
because he has burnt corners that taste of carbon and bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# ah yes, but when you burn toast, you can have a lot of fun scraping the black off
with a butter knife.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I tend to do this with butter on the knife
And then I put the knife back in the butter, and I get black crumbs in my butter D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# true that
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# yes
but you get burnt bits in the butter and the toast is cold by the time you get to eat it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# drawing a smilie face in the crumbs in the sink and watching my mum's reaction is worth it
many's a long night I've dreamt of cheese. Toasted mostly.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# burn your mum's toast
then scrape the black off so that it says "i love duck willys". that should give her an interesting look on her face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# do you remember carl giles? Grandma in particular
that's what my mum looks like. www.canterbury.gov.uk/images/press/database/grandma.jpg
So every look is an 'interesting' one.

meanwhile I made this for her once
safe for work

edit: i'm off, laters.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
oh god, i haven't seen his cartoons for years! also, awesome duck cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)