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# she's a vol-e-von
ooh ooh ooh - she's full of cheese, down to her knees oooh ooooh oooh
TJ : how can i see in the dark? (without the aid of a flashlight/the sun/moon on a stick/etc)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# camera with built in
nightvision?

is this a riddle?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)
# can't i get infa red bulbs or something?
i don't have an night vision camera
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Echo location?
I'm not helping am i?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# no :)
but its the thought that counts :D
how do night vision cameras work?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Infrared bulbs would just be heat sources, they wouldn't help.
You'd need an infrared camera. Or lots of carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)
# when i point my remote control at my cameraphone...
i can see the light... would that work? (its also how i test to see if my remote batteries are dead (i don't use the remotes so none of them have batteries in now as i can reach my hifi stand from here!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I'd guess that that's the remote control emitting some light, rather than the camera picking up infrared.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# i thought remotes where IR? (infa red)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I think so.
But if your camera can see it, maybe it's not purely IR it's emitting
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)
# do you have a camera phone?
point your remote control at it and press da buttonz!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Cor.
That's dead weird.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# see what i mean?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# are you wearing the "special" pyjammas?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# No, I'm using a regular phone camera which wont pick up Infra Red light, as I assume is the same for most cameras.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)
# does your camera do video?
bit strange...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)
# My samsung camera phone sees the remote light as a kind of purplish light.
But if I put the remote up near my eye and block out the ambient light with my hand, I see nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Yeah.
I guess the camera must have some IR sensitivity.
I don't think it'd work for night vision though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)
# should i buy an IR torch to find out?
(or make one myself)?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I vote: use microwaves instead of IR radiation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)
# wow if i open the door on my microwave and take a picture
i can see the inside of my microwave! amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# HURRR. That's because the microwave isn't on.
Even if it was, you'd see nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)
# wait wait
...its on fire... now what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)
# OH GOD. OH LORD. OH GOOD GRACES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Go for it.
Or take some pictures of hot things that aren't glowing, like an electric hob.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# If it's really picking up IR,
in theory it should see the difference between a cold hob and a hot hob.
Probably won't, but worth a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i'll have a look when i cook my bacon tomorrow :)
mmmm bacon
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# My cameras do.
Grill elements, anyway, as we have gas hobs here.

There's many a tutorial on the web about rejigging digital cameras to properly pick up IR. They can be a bit complicated though.
It usually involves replacing the IR filter with a piece of exposed film (blocks out visible light but not IR).
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Wow, works with my phone too!
Intriguing.
The light emitted by the remote looks light blue, if that helps?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# carrots.
lots of carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# i ate so many carrots i grew rabbit teeth :(
(see profile) - (near the bottom of the page)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)
# hahaha!
i've got those, too. i daren't fall asleep in a field for fear of waking up surrounded by druids looking for a place to worship.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Dwayne?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# heheheh
fortunately, i haven't got the bowl-cut anymore!
he-man hairstyle ftl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# p.s. are you doing a picture a day thingy to measure you weight loss?
(so far i've taken two pictures - ha ha ha - oops)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# no
i've got a lot to lose, so it's not all that noticeable yet. i'll have plenty of pics after my birthday next month, so i'll put one in my profile then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# DWAYNE DIBBLY!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# better than billy "granny killer" doyle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# As long as it's not MR. FLIBBLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# smeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeaa
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
i'm getting a mr. flibble t-shirt for my birthday!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)
# We're not crazy, you can let us out now!
I can't.
Why not?
Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here. Keep you here for ten years.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# can we see him?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)