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# isn't it just?
i am starting to get a square arse from this stool, though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Sometimes I wonder
if I should be having real friends to stay up till this time on a saturday with.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i have
but they're all either skint like me or at home with their kids. not my idea of fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I am also skint
I have resorted to mending other peoples clothes for cash
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# i just sit at home and sulk
until one of my gang has a house party, which someone does about once a month. there's about 10 of us who alternate our party nights, it's great. last friday's didn't finish till 8 a.m.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# That is all good.
I plan to open my house when I can afford the beer
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# start a copper jar
i did that last year, it paid for my birthday party.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# That's the benefit of a laptop,
I'm on a nice comfy sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# the more weight i lose
the less comfortable my chairs get.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Lost weight must be replaced by additional cushions.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
# i have no cushions
i'm not a girly girl. supercar calendar, yes. cushions, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)
# You could get black ones with skulls on.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# i have lots of skulls. people tend to buy me them.
i've got a skull money box that's meant to be the captain of the titanic, in honour of my ancestor.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Supercar cushions!
"Oi! You're sat on my Koenigsegg!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# sod that!
veyron or nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Buy cushions
or use a jumper.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# a jumper may be a good idea
i only have one, but it's too big. sitting on it would mean i don't have to throw it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Problem solved.
So practical in times of money woe
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# necessity is the mother of invention
and the aunt of severe indigestion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)