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# but then you got to fear the antimater flies
one blast from those alibaster tongues it's good bye space orbit hello inverse jupiter. If you know warra mean.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# it's ok, I'll just spray them with mormon pamphlets
OH GOD, THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL

AMEN
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I love the fact mormon's use that as a euphamism
they're told god doesn't want them wanking so if they call it "handing out pamphlets" they get off scott free.

but yes.. didn't you hear the flies are immune to mormon jism. they feast on it like delapedated prolapses cow vaginas suckling a hole kicked into the side of a rotten pigs carcass.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# why, it's enough to make me want to go door to door wearing a suit and tell everyone "You're stupid and wrong, do what I say"
:D

edited for mongasm
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Hi, I come from no church.
I'm here to tell you why believing in any God is really quite a silly thing to do. You see we follow this thing that's been written down in many many books. It's called science.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# SCIENCE makes more nuclear devices than religion ever could!
SCIENCE 1 RELIGION -0
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)