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# Okay
So I've only glanced briefly in here before, being a noob on b3ta, and having confined myself to the qotw's. So now I've read through two pages, and come to the conclusion that some of you are as bored to extravagence as I am. (meaning so bored you have to do extravagent things to make the world seem interesting)
(pins, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)
# That's quite a theory.
What say you yell it up your mother's cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
#
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Hello mine mother's cunt.
What a season is such to be up mine mother!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
#
Autumn be then the season good for all impromptu entry.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Autumn is many a season sir, thrice the season, sir.
Behold, MINE LEAVES ARE BRAZEN!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)
#
Brazen leaves are the best of all the leaves.

they call on me at night
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Behold their chatter, sir!
A fortress of anus shall be our solitude!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
#
'i like this' be naught but but a ghost of the sentiment of which the phrase 'anal-solitude' compels me convey.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# The compulsion sir, it's air arouses like a Spainiard.
LIKE A SPAINIARD, SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
#
roooooooar
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
#







rooooooar
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
# *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# ^_^
are you doing more private eye picature storiness?

I NEED CLOSURE!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# That's no way to talk about your brother
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# The fire sir, it's AIDS is mine mother's Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# rawrl!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Lions are among us, grasp them.
IN YOUR OILY FIST, SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I GOT PLENTY MORE FISTS AND A WHOLE FUCKTON OF OIL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# OIL MINE FIST, SIR!
TONIGHT WE SHALL ENTER THE QUARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# THE QUARRY SHALL DIE AT OUR FISTS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# TONIGHT, THIS QUARRY, SHALL FALL!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# hahahaha
reply of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Once I killed a man with his own hat
imagine the hilarity when I realised that his hat was out of season
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Thrence season hat-un-jape?
Oh shit.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)
# indeed
were it not for the fact that I burnt down the milliner's club house I would never be able to show my face there again
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)
# They have shunned you and your house, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
# oh yeah! well fuck my house! fuck it's small german tits all the way back to Leipzig!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
# You're a saucy one, but it TIS the season, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# oh yes sir, the season, quite the season
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Yes sir, as the season is such, such is the season.
I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I'd do it again too!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# The season for DUPLICATION is upon us, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# fuck yeah, I'm going to throw fucking shitty photocopiers at the innocent victims until they bleed
bleed colour saturated copies of themselves!

then the only thing they'll have left to eat is their own throbbing papery mass of despair
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# The blood, sir, like satin from mine mother's rectum.
Twice, twice sir, this season has prevailed!

TWICE, SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)
# duplicitous duplication
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# there's nothing worse than being taken down by a panama
in october.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)
# swallow it hole to prove you are a man, but remember to dilute it first with a little tequilla
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
# i titrated that bitch until it was acid
still only tickled my gladis.

should of really watered the frogs first though.

it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
# nuclear frogs from orbit
only way to make them hopping mad and radioactive
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# but then you got to fear the antimater flies
one blast from those alibaster tongues it's good bye space orbit hello inverse jupiter. If you know warra mean.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# it's ok, I'll just spray them with mormon pamphlets
OH GOD, THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL

AMEN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I love the fact mormon's use that as a euphamism
they're told god doesn't want them wanking so if they call it "handing out pamphlets" they get off scott free.

but yes.. didn't you hear the flies are immune to mormon jism. they feast on it like delapedated prolapses cow vaginas suckling a hole kicked into the side of a rotten pigs carcass.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# why, it's enough to make me want to go door to door wearing a suit and tell everyone "You're stupid and wrong, do what I say"
:D

edited for mongasm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Hi, I come from no church.
I'm here to tell you why believing in any God is really quite a silly thing to do. You see we follow this thing that's been written down in many many books. It's called science.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# SCIENCE makes more nuclear devices than religion ever could!
SCIENCE 1 RELIGION -0
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)
# what, dear sir, did you use as an indicator?
phenol-trilby-pthalein
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# oooh your science based hat puns really do
bowler me over.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# i offer you this for when you next go ghost spotting with derek akora:
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I once killed a hat with it's own man.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I once imploded a hat with the same hat via the use of a time machine
it made a right fucking rift in the universal continuum, still, it's quite handy, I can put a sausage on a fork and it'll cook in 2 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# obviously didn't read the FAQ though
etc.

enjoy your flaming, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)
# aww, you shouldn't have deleted the other one
I liked the double post

when I went cross eyed it went 3d!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)
# you have vertical eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
# one for every day of the week
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# man I'm envious
I'd love to have 8 eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)
# May I be the first to say...
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)
# yeah, fuck this picture bullshit
LETS RAPE PINS
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)
# now there's a tshirt slogan
all it needs is a concerned looking pin and you've got a cafepress money spinner, until they close down your shop
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
# time for pins to be needled


no no no, new thread must be an (originalish) image silly man
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I made this earlier, I'll post it here because it's not worth its own thread:
It's Cthuhlu as a wolf.

Full story here
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# You're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I love him! (or her)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# The threadwaste-disapproving demon disapproves.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# it's a mask!
it's prince charles underneath AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hee hee.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# it's the mouth
for a moment i couldn't work out who to suggest, but look at the MOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Prince Charles has tusks?
I assumed it was because of the ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# RAWR!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# i recognse that tiger!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Yours is better
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I think that's called being human.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# NAO U
PLAE NICER
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# There there...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Hahaha GRADE A++++
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Yes,
I completely agree. Please start another thread and tell us more.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# And after reading through 2 pages of the board
did you notice anything about new threads?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Lo, Ms Pot.
*pinches bum*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# 'lo, Mr Would!
For it is he.
*rubs bum to get rid of soreness*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)
# If I had a pound
for every time I'd heard that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)