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# hey, at least you've seen the genitalia of the opposite sex.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Still desperate?
Go here:

1chan.net/rail/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)
# thanks a lot
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# LOOK AT ALL THE TRAINS. THERE ARE SO MANY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)
# there's also a rather unattractive large male with a crucifix on his neck
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)
# That's you, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# A DAMNED INSULT TTSSATTSR!!
I'm not Christian!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:10, archived)
# yaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Ttssattsr said that ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:24, archived)
# indeed i have.
if i'd realised when i was younger that the amount of sex i was getting back then wouldn't last, i'd have spread it out a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# :'(
/no sympathy from me blog
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# it's worse for me
i know what i'm missing! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)
# tough nuts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)
# i'm not surprised.
you're bound to have tough nuts if you're not getting any.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I was contemplating "stiff cheese"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# stiff cheese?
ffs, either pick it off or wash it occasionally!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I do! It's delicious!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I lost my viginity right after my 23rd birthday
I know your pain
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:45, archived)
# 1 year 3 months to do it then...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:09, archived)
# It's a rotten feeling
I wish you luck.

Though I feel like I went more than a little crazy making a goal out of getting laid before 23. It's a terrible feeling, but desperation doesn't sell.

Get a starter girlfriend. Not incredibly gorgeous but nice and patient, build some confidence, learn some tricks.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:25, archived)
# THE KIND WITH THE TRAINING WHEELS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:45, archived)