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# you should like to do shots, loud alternative music, tattoos and piercings....
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Howls of laughter.
Likely to have an extensive snaxe porn collection.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:39, archived)
# ha!
i bet he bought a fleshlight and a giant rubber snake and then fitted the fleshlight in the mouth of the snake to use as a sex toy.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)
# ALSO IMPORTANT! MUST LOVE SNAKES!!!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:43, archived)
# I have some good assets that ladies enjoy like a really crazy big nut sack
what a groover ...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE HE WOULD BE INTO EXPERIMENTING
LIKE WITH A SHOVEL, MAYBE
 
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:45, archived)
# it's a romantic comedy starring john cusack and several thousand spitting vipers.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:49, archived)
# hehheheh.
 
I watched Identity again last night, last time I saw it I wasn't concentrating and it didn't make any sense.
not bad, I guess.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:50, archived)
# i've never seen it.
i went for a garbage walk last night and got 3 dvds - evolution, mortuary, and dj tiesto in concert.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:53, archived)
# it's not bad.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0309698/

added bonus: Rebecca de Mornay dies first
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:47, archived)
# i saw [rec] on friday
pretty good, although the person who wrote the press obviously hadn't seen many zombie movies if he thought this was something extra out there
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)
# ooh, sounds good.
 
general release?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:49, archived)
# dunno
was on at the paramovnt post festival
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:11, archived)
# wow, he's repulsive.
 
he can keep his freakishly large nutsack to himself, I think
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# CRAZY BIG BALLS, DUDE.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)
# tripping his nutsack in a frenzy of dik play?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)
# hey! i love freaks.
i'd like him to meet funny bunny and then write a song about her.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)
# she seems nice.
 
he does not
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:48, archived)
# yeah, but all relationships need contrast.
she'd be at school all day and come home to find the snaxe had eaten all the food and she'd smack him with a large, meaty hand, making him cower in the corner. then she'd turn tricks (giving out those disability discounts) while he filmed everything on an old super-8 viceo camera and they'd make art films about sex trade workers from the perspective of the snaxe.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:51, archived)
# haha. i've never surfed craigs list before. there's some fun stuff ...

I live downtown in Toronto and have been seeking the right Christian submissive young lady (18-32ish) for a loving and healthy D/s bdsm power exchange relationship
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:53, archived)
# Must have own snaxe.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I enjoy the feel of a womans flesh, her sweet neck, ears, yummm. a banquet, a feast for mans pleasure. Making that flesh dance, and squirm, oh what sweetness.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:56, archived)
# i haven't seen that guy post in a while.
too bad, his ads were better than mine.

(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:59, archived)
# oh yeah 'my sweet christian submissive'.
that guy's been posting for over a year. same ad, like clockwork.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 3:57, archived)