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# I think we've all needed one of these
at one time or another


at least now there is a genuine product I no longer have to improvise
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# it's just so barbaric....
haven't any of you heard of home lumber puncture kits?

Turn your loved ones into temporary paraplegics!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Ahem!
This is the FUN way to make them stay...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# you should learn to embrace the fun of home surgery!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I have done my own surgery on several occasions.
I'm thinking of opening a surgery in my toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# cleaning your teefs is not
surgery silly madman
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# MY SURGERY INVOLVED SCALPELS
and there was blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# you're cleaning your teeth all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Bleeding gums are so hot right now
Where have you been?!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# OUTER FUCKING FREZBEKISTAN
they've only just cottoned on to hats there...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I see.
That would explain it. Go and buy scalpels pronto if you expect to ever have friends again.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# The panda stole all my money
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Ask the panda to attack your gums.
This might work.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# he mauled my face off
... but I am missing some teeth and my gums are kind of in tatters
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Hooray!
Now you can leave your house and girls will like you!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# why waste money? Just stamp on their ankles
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Fantastic!
Not so sure about the temporary bit though

I just want to care for him *rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# then you need a junior hacksaw
and a bottle of meths... and saw into his spine!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I need to go and....
.....think for a while.....
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)
# how have you made that sound like sexy teim?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# With my enormous
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spaces
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)