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# Oh dear...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# would
also the girl
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Nothing quite like a boxed set !
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Y'allright Moley? have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# some of the best bits seem to be missing
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I don't know what you are talking about
I can quite clearly see her box
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# it looks like it might
chafe somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# You need to toughen up your penis my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I keep slamming my car door shut on it
what more do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Try sandpaper wanks
Should turn the boy into a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I use asbestos and metal swarf.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# *makes notes*
should I be using fine or coarse grit?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# As with all applications
start with the coarse and work up to the fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# it's so obviousl when you put it like that
... finally my A Level in the applied theory of woodwork will pay off!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# You'll have reproductive organs
to be proud of.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I never thought I'd be able to bring out the grain so nicely
but the teak stain has done a lovely job...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Make sure to varnish it well
Then it will last forever without staining
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I think we've all needed one of these
at one time or another


at least now there is a genuine product I no longer have to improvise
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# it's just so barbaric....
haven't any of you heard of home lumber puncture kits?

Turn your loved ones into temporary paraplegics!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Ahem!
This is the FUN way to make them stay...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# you should learn to embrace the fun of home surgery!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I have done my own surgery on several occasions.
I'm thinking of opening a surgery in my toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# cleaning your teefs is not
surgery silly madman
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# MY SURGERY INVOLVED SCALPELS
and there was blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# you're cleaning your teeth all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Bleeding gums are so hot right now
Where have you been?!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# OUTER FUCKING FREZBEKISTAN
they've only just cottoned on to hats there...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I see.
That would explain it. Go and buy scalpels pronto if you expect to ever have friends again.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# The panda stole all my money
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Ask the panda to attack your gums.
This might work.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# he mauled my face off
... but I am missing some teeth and my gums are kind of in tatters
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Hooray!
Now you can leave your house and girls will like you!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# why waste money? Just stamp on their ankles
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Fantastic!
Not so sure about the temporary bit though

I just want to care for him *rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# then you need a junior hacksaw
and a bottle of meths... and saw into his spine!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I need to go and....
.....think for a while.....
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)
# how have you made that sound like sexy teim?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# With my enormous
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spaces
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)