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# cats
cats are nice

'We have about 50 percent of the world's wealth, but only 6.3 percent of its population....and 98% of the worlds fat bastards'
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)
# At the risk of further stereotyping americans...
...I once went to Edinburgh on the train and as I was ascending the stairs from the station to Princes Street, an American tourist in front of me saw the castle for the first time and said,

"That's the castle? It looks more like a building"

Oh how we laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Joke:
Q) How do you spot the American tourist in Edinburgh?

A) He's the only one wearing tartan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)
# haha
visions of trainspotting..
(was that set in Edinburgh?)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)
# And that was 50 years ago.
Now they have like 80% of the wealth, and all the fat bastards.
(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Nawww
Fat Bastard is from Scotland. Didn't you see "The Spy Who Shagged Me"?
(Kimbo, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 4:33, archived)