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# I know an old woman
who swallowed a spider
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:52, archived)
# did it wriggle & jiggle & tickle inside her?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:55, archived)
# she
swallowed the spider to catch the fly
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:56, archived)
# do you know why
she swallowed the fly?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:57, archived)
# no
perhaps she'll die
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:58, archived)
# I know an old lady who swallowed a bird


This could go on all day
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:00, archived)
# she swallowed the bird to catch the marmot
no, wait...

weasel?

no, that still isn't it...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:03, archived)
# now you're just being silly


;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:09, archived)
# I know a spider who swallowed an old lady
You want to see the size of the friggin spider!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:11, archived)
# no. no I don't.
not even a little bit.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Exactly
you need some sort of reptile to catch a marmot... Avians just don't cut it... I recommend a Gecko... they're not as rough going down
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:15, archived)
# I've always been particular to skinks
look at this one
www.pcs.k12.va.us/vtrail/V-24a.jpg
soooo cute
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:17, archived)
# aww bless
I don't think I could swallow one of those... maybe a tail... it'll grow back right?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:22, archived)