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# oh for the days
when Daphne gave birth on a riverbank without taking her tights off

which reminds of the joke: How do you make a woman's toes curl during sex? Fuck her with her tights on...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I am loving that!
the joke that is, I don't have a tights/sex fetish......honest
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# probably best
the chafing would leave you red raw for days...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)
# some men like tha.......
never mind
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:24, archived)
# *shudder*
shaving rash is bad enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Hear hear!
I think we should start a campaign to stop men growing hair out of their faces. There's just no call for it in this day and age.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)