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# I'm sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)
# oh that's
old Neighbours! :) woo etc
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
# old skool neighbours...
...hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# oh for the days
when Daphne gave birth on a riverbank without taking her tights off

which reminds of the joke: How do you make a woman's toes curl during sex? Fuck her with her tights on...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I am loving that!
the joke that is, I don't have a tights/sex fetish......honest
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# probably best
the chafing would leave you red raw for days...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)
# some men like tha.......
never mind
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:24, archived)
# *shudder*
shaving rash is bad enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Hear hear!
I think we should start a campaign to stop men growing hair out of their faces. There's just no call for it in this day and age.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# I haven't seen neighbours about 4 years
not even sure if it's still going
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# You
haven't missed a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)
# I don't know
Joe Scully is a fantastic character.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)
# true
but nothing ever happens, I manage to watch Neighbours once every couple of months and normally the storylines have move forward by less than an inch in the interim.
Also... why do characters in soap operas always buy bottles of wine from the pub - don't they have off licenses?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
# And they always
buy quiches and cakes from the coffee shop.
Hey, loads is happening. Lou is ill again.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# No-one ever has a moustache or a beard either.
Lou's ill? But he's always such a picture of leathery skinned health. Will he shuffle of this mortal coil any time soon?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# I suspect not.
I think Harold is going to donate his liver to Lou as Lou's is infected.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
# How will
Harold cope without his liver? Maybe he's a robot.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Woo!
top punnage... another day dawns on the board
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Ah
Lance... happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Fuck me
I can't believe I've only just twigged the pun.

*remembers Neighbours*
Anne with the wonky nose, hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# yay. i love
lance.
www.petitiononline.com/lancewil
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# well done stouffer
glad to see you're still fighting the good fight :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)
# fuckin'
a.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)
# sodding
b.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:24, archived)
# My favourite Lance moment was when
he had that girlfriend that was into UFOs and aliens/sci-fi like he was. Quality.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)
# nah, the
best moment was when amy painted him orange. HE WAS ORANGE. it was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# yeah that was funny too
he was always funny.
there are very few men I'd have sex with but he is one of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# i would, but only
if he was orange.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# oh
such halceon days of inocence.
I actually rember the first ever episode of Neighbours. I don't count this as one of the major achievements in my life.
(sleipnir, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)