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# Sham WOW

If you haven't seen the advert, you won't appreciate what a piss pump he is.
(Valefar So what?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I haven't seen it yet so RIS.
He already looks annoying though.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Don't RIS when you needn't RIS
Here's the horrible thing:
https://www.buyshamwow.com/flare/next?tag=swedy200&OVRAW=sham&OVKEY=shammy&OVMTC=advanced&OVADID=13916199521&OVKWID=144724000021
(Valefar So what?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Ah its American sorry.
Undeserved RIS.

edit: that guy is a rimlicker indeed..."You following me camera guy?"
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I think it's Brooklyn.
Maybe even Coney Island. But strong endorsement from toothless caravan trash.
(Valefar So what?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Ah, indeed!
I wonder how he graduated from Three-Card Monty to a classy gig like this.
(Valefar So what?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)
# he's still not Billy Mays
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# You mean...
BILLY MAYS!!!!!
(Valefar So what?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# yeah
that's what i meant



truly and inarguably the American Brian Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)
# so?
he is not, then?
(Cotmweaselee, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)
# well, that's a sham
wow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Sham?
He says, "It's made in Germany; and you know the Germans make good stuff." This opens a vast horizon of curious and disturbing imagery.
G'nite all!
(Valefar So what?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I have seen it
I think part of his face is paralyzed and the headset distracts you
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)
# You're correct in that half his face seems paralyzed...
...but it's his intrepid sleaziness that's MOST distracting.
(Valefar So what?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I want to smack that little prick
..always barking at me in the morning if I happen to fall asleep with the TV on.

What happened to the trend of mild mannered infomercial hosts with Aussie accents?
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Is that Mr Fritzl?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# CHARLIE SHEEN ENDORSES CHARMIN.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# I do hate the guy
Yes, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)