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# His face is not nice for advertising
(sarah90 >you, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# You're joking?!
I think he's a very handsome chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
# And a wondeful chef!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I do love a man that can cook.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# And chinese food no less
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Number 53!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
#
that can 's
ok ck
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *takes temperature*
Aha! editing!

Yes. Women cocks are boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# :D yeh, that was a difficult strikethrough experience
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Hmm
He's just not my type I guess
(sarah90 >you, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# TLH lurves the crinkly eyes


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I'm a sucker for a handsome older chap
and crinkly eyes are a sign of much laughter, which is always very attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# :D
Story lines
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# EXACTLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# THISTHISTHIS!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Smily eyes and a beard
and you've got me on the floor.

Put a bit of grey in the beard and I'll lose the power to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# What about specks of pure flame red?
All natural!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Ginger in beards is good
even the wife, mixed race and black haired as he is, still has ginger bits. It's amazing, the diversity you lot get on your chins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I don;t understand it though,
it isn't ginger. They are actually proper red! Like Scarlet colour :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# WOW!
Showmeshowmeshowme.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Haven't got one at the moment,
i shaved yesterday :)

When I next don;t shave for a while I will try and find one.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Have you got Morgellons disease?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# *googles*
:S I do now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# *hides Mr Trellis*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I saw pics of him
He's hawt.
Edit: Even if you ignore me, I still think he's hawt. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# :D even if I were to horn onto Mr Trellis
I've seen you two together. I've got NO chance :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Aw, yay!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# This is going to sound very schmaltzy
so I do apologise, but I do so love to see people who love each other together. It fills me full of glee and happy warmness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Same here
I love seeing really old people holding hands :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Don't, you'll make me fill up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# This has made my day
Even if the liverpool echo's editor is pants
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)
# i don't
it's usually my parents. the thought of them having sex(which they still do at least 3 times a week) makes me sick in my mouth a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I'm older than both of you!
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# And don't we know it ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Phew!
*stops worrying about having laughter lines at 23* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# You and me both.
It's a good thing, don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Sweet!
*laughs lots*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I love comedy (especially stand up)
so I'm blaming comedy for my laughter lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I'm blaming
kids falling over!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ^This
You get two sorts of lines. 'I've never smiled a day in my life' lines and 'I spend most of my days bent double with laughter' lines. The second ones are FAR superior :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I've got a few worry lines coming as well
but I'm trying not to notice them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Hide them amongst the laughter ones!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# That's the plan!
That or a karate kidesque headband...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# i have only one wrinkle
and i'm sitting on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Pfft!
As a man, I have hundreds, but the majority are on my scrote!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
# what?
you mean you don't iron it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)
# And the award for most painful thought of the day
goes to Smash MOnkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *clutches award*
*wipes away fake tears*
you like me, you really like me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# huh?
Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# OLD.
Me no like
(sarah90 >you, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# O_O
oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# She's 17.
I'M old to her. Probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# How do you know this?
But yes, crinkly Chef Hom is brilliant.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Yesterday, someone asl'd her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)