*Dodges**
*=Goes back outside to finish cutting the lawn.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:51,
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you like gardening?
fancy trimming my bush for me?
it's so overgrown, i can hardly see out of the window.
no, not THAT bush, you pack of dirty-minded shits :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:54,
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Ha ha ha!
You filthy bint you! ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:55,
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bint?
i haven't been called a bint in hours!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:59,
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*puts away strimmer*
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:55,
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*slinks back into the shadows*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:56,
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have you been hiding in my shadowy bush?
i thought the starlings were big this year
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:00,
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*rustles*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:07,
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