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# Is it wrong
that I keep moving my head out of the way each time I see his dingle dangle heading for my face!
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# no
you have inbuilt cock-proximity sensors, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I am not sure how that reflects on my manliness :)
so I shall feel uncertain and sexually threatend and drink tea instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# it is a manly device
it warns you when another man's wormsock is getting too close, so that you can make sure you don't accidentally touch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)