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# I AM NOT A GERMAN!
Oh, Geranium? Yes....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I am not a German either.
Much to my chagrin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# But if you were a Germans,
you wouldnt be a jews!

And then you wouldn't have an Uncle Ephraim!

You see why being a Germans is bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I would be a Jews
where do you think my jewosity came here from? Charmany, that's where.

Right, bye...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# a lot of the jews killed during the war were German, you dolt.
and a majority of the jews in america are descended from Germans who fled persecution.

Stay on the couch, son.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# but they're so clean and meticulous!
also, they live on beer and sausages, which can only be good. they also introduced my dad to the concept of salad cream on chips, for which i shall forever be grateful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# All I ever seem to eat when I'm in Germany
is falafel and mushroom pasta. I don't know how I manage it, and it doesn't matter where in Germany I go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i've never actually been to germany
dad worked near the black forest for a year, he said it was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# It's a lovely place, overall
Germany and Holland are my two favourite countries.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# i may go to germany in a few years
amsterdam is next on the list!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# :D let me know if you're going
and I'll see if I am too. We can terrorise them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ROAD TRIP!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I suggest
Jena.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# it looks nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# It is
It's lovely. You can both kip on my floor as well.

When I say that, I mean provide me with a lesbian spectacular, and I'll join in at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# well
i am fond of german sausage...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I was born there.
My parents are Scousers and I grew up in the West Country.

I'm sure this means I'm due a substantial compensation package of some description.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)