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[challenge entry] *Insert complaint about compo here*

CFB
In other news; I hate packing.

From the Photoshop Thom Yorke challenge. See all 417 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I hope this wins :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Office lollage
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I actually laughed out loud also.
But I am not in an office :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Hark at her
on daddy's yacht, presumably?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Pfft!
Nah, no yacht.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Ferry?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Maybe he's just a jealous guy...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Pfft!
It's (Virginia)Plain to see, I just worked hard for a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# :D
RIGHT. I'm off to a short meeting, perhaps my gaz box will have some form of stuff in it on my return.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# you made enough in a few years to take shedloads of time off??
what the hell were you working as, a lesser-spotted mattressback?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# 3 and a half yearsish
to take a couple of years off.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# half on, half off
still doesn't answer my question. were you a prozzie? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# GET A JOB
I don't pay taxes in another country for you to lie about on your arse all day.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# It's ok
I don't take any money either!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ....you're a geranium, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I AM NOT A GERMAN!
Oh, Geranium? Yes....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I am not a German either.
Much to my chagrin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# But if you were a Germans,
you wouldnt be a jews!

And then you wouldn't have an Uncle Ephraim!

You see why being a Germans is bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I would be a Jews
where do you think my jewosity came here from? Charmany, that's where.

Right, bye...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# a lot of the jews killed during the war were German, you dolt.
and a majority of the jews in america are descended from Germans who fled persecution.

Stay on the couch, son.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# but they're so clean and meticulous!
also, they live on beer and sausages, which can only be good. they also introduced my dad to the concept of salad cream on chips, for which i shall forever be grateful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# All I ever seem to eat when I'm in Germany
is falafel and mushroom pasta. I don't know how I manage it, and it doesn't matter where in Germany I go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i've never actually been to germany
dad worked near the black forest for a year, he said it was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# It's a lovely place, overall
Germany and Holland are my two favourite countries.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# i may go to germany in a few years
amsterdam is next on the list!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# :D let me know if you're going
and I'll see if I am too. We can terrorise them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ROAD TRIP!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I suggest
Jena.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# it looks nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# It is
It's lovely. You can both kip on my floor as well.

When I say that, I mean provide me with a lesbian spectacular, and I'll join in at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# well
i am fond of german sausage...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I was born there.
My parents are Scousers and I grew up in the West Country.

I'm sure this means I'm due a substantial compensation package of some description.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# still...
RAGE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Anger
Pain
Fear
Agression
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# You confuse Rage with jealouses ;)
Do not fear though, I am going back to work soon....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Haha, but bindun by friz I think
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Ha ha brilliant.
Packing is FTL, poor thing. As is unpacking.
*is surrounded by effing boxes*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# surrounded by effing boxes???
and you're not sitting in one?

where is the fun in that, I ask you?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I'm actually lying, my boxes are at home, filled with tat. I am at work :(
However a new company have moved in here and brought some MASSIVE boxes with them. I met them after they discovered me sitting in one whilst having a fag yesterday. I are smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha superb
I would love to sit in a box and have a fag. I'm jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# MAKE A FORT!!!!
Do it, you know you want to!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ^this
epiphany, when I am next in britain, I challenge you to a medieval war.

I'll have my fort, you'll have yours, and we shall prepare armour from carboard and tinfoil. Acceptable weapons are cardboard tubes and paper-rocks.

No knives.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Haha!
Yes!
But I would first need to get some boxes, and foil.

Shotgun the high ground!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# ok
but the low ground has water.

*builds moat*

AHAHAHAHA! DROWN YOU SOGGY-ARMOURED VAGABOND!!!

(also, I think you might need a new carpet/floor. My moat appears to have fucked it up.)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Yes but when it rains
You flood. Im still nice and safe on the moral high ground
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hah! flood indeed
My irrigation system precludes any flooding, I think you'll find. I have the best serfs in all the land.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Oh its on!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Calm down.
*presents giant llama made from cardboard as a gift*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Its a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# my god, the likeness is uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# bald women are hot
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *clickety click*
Micro chips
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
I've just seen the filename.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# HaHaHa!
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)