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# When being chatted up by a HappyToats, always ask for proof of ID
as well as checking for the makers mark located behind the left ear and the novelty tattoo on the inner thigh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Phwoar
*rubs thighs*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# this might help


I intend to sell them ONLY to people who can prove that they are you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *Shows penis*
Slips Prof a fiver
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Hahah! I want one

Edit: Hey HT, can I claim I know you at least? I reckon I'd be in there with Professor Kenny Martin if he thought I knew you
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# go on then, seeing as you asked so nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# WOO HOO!
I totally know Happy Toast
*struts off to find boyfriend*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
#
I know of you. I also once photoshopped a picture of you, do you think that would work as a chat-up line?
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Well...
I'm moist
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Don't tease
I'm still daydreaming of the time I saw you jiggling behind a whiteboard.

Oh, by the way... I once 'shopped HappyToast.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)