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# A little joke
For Jour Français... I zink you might like eet.

Q. There were two cats, an English cat called One-Two-Three and a French cat called Un-Deux-Trois. They had a race across the English channel (or La Manche)... which cat won?
A. The English cat, because Un-Deux-Trois Quatre Cinq.
(not sure how this works written down)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:57, archived)
# to the water!
it's the hour!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha
i love that!

To the water!
Its the hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:02, archived)
# pour quel raison
as tu parle francais??? cest jour de francais?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:02, archived)
# o! les crivens
c'est not, is it? i'm le fucking awful at french.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:05, archived)
# that's why i've never been to falkirk
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Mais
avez-vous jamais été au paradis?
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:09, archived)
# no, i don't have any dice
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Nor
Any paras then?
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)
# C'est
even better. Le français terrible est le best. Tu peux asker a Le Bucket du Lump
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:06, archived)
# j'ai un grande saucison
dans man pantalon

or something
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Monsieur
wiz zis grand saucisson you are really spoiling us.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:09, archived)
# alors!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:19, archived)
# i have no idea
what alors means, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Neither have I,
but it zuts you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)
# It's French for
"Crikey!"

100% of FACT.
(angrybernard, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Nor do I,
but it often has Zut attached to it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Magnifique
Now all you need iz ze fallen Madonna wiz ze big boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:25, archived)
# "whos your daddy?"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)
# so it would seem :)
JE SUIS UNE POISSON!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:07, archived)
# im really shit at spanish
i can only remember two sentences form two years of studying it at school:

Mi pantalanos es fuego

and

Mi pollo Diablo, il tengo nueve cumpleanos
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:11, archived)
# très
bon
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:06, archived)