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# '... come, my children
suckle at my news teat... yes John Homles, you need it the most for you are the weakest... '
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)
# It's a bit late
unless you're talking about some newsreader called John Holmes...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# dunno
the name fit, so I used it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Ahhhh
Sorry, for a second there I was thinking 'dead tripod porn star? Eh?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# no
I know the names of next to no male porn starts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)
# There's another one for you.
My favourite at the moment is Pete Le Meat, bless him. He does stuff with Cathy Barrie and I love her too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Cathy Barrie annoys my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# no - he's talking about that tramp at the end of his street
John Homeless
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)
# he's got nae news patter about him at all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)
# always going over to Heather
for the weather
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Heather, of Heather's Weather fame, on Scottish BBC1 news is lovely
yes she is...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)