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# I DO like that jacket, Mr Meerkat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# hands off hussy
IT'S MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# You say that about everything.
Let's not let this turn into the last time we went to Tesco. I don't want to be fighting a fully grown man over the last packet of lil-lets again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I for one would like to see the footage of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Of course you would.
The potent mix of Captain and Professor is just too good for your little nipples to deny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I was just thinking about how much I enjoy watching people fighting.
It makes me feel sexy in my happy place.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I enjoy watching chaps fight.
Unsurprisingly, it's a bit of a turn on. I know it shouldn't be though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Sexist.
I just enjoy violence in general.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I don't like watching women fight
we don't look as good sweaty and shouting.

Edit: PLUS women use shoes, and I don't understand that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# women take it too seriously also
man figting itsn't usually about trying to kill your opponent... whereas all the lady brawling I've ever seen has always had the potential to end up with someone dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Aye, they're all mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# wome fighting is terrifying
men fighting is irritating
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Mostly
but sometimes it can be quite nice. Especially if I know the bloke that's in the right (as opposed to wrong, not left).

I can't help it, it's not something I *want* to find attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)
# you weren't saying that when we threw each other into the baby oil and then into the whipped cream*
... I saw the look in your eye!

*in some tescos they keep them together, in the unimaginatively sexy isle
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# The look in my eye of 'Fucking hell, those cans don't make your fall as comfy as you'd think'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# oh - I read it as 'do me harder Steve'
...I wasn't sure who Steve was, but I chose to ignore that bit, despite it being an upsetting betrayal.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Steve the Pirate?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# probably
he's dead if I ever see him!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Noooo not my little Tudyk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# One is particularly pleased with the fit to the waist.
So easy to wind up with a shapeless mass of velour, don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# You don't know how right you are.
And most companies put the buttons in too high, over the boobs, which is hard if you've got anything over a C cup. That jacket's got the button BELOW though, where it should be.


You started it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Yep.
Mrs. H often airs similar grievances over high street tailoring trends...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# And they don't understand that some of us have more than a two inch difference
between waist circumfrence and bust/hip circumfrence either. CAPTAIN IS NOT RECTANGLE. *huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# spiffing!
topping outfit old boy - no cravat?
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# No looked at a cravate and thought he'd do better with the old chest-wig on display.
Very avant-garde, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)