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# you're damn tooting!
I always get the person reading the well thumbed Bible next to me.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:20, archived)
# i always get the well thumbed
person sitting next to me.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:23, archived)
# oh, the one that
says pi=3?

or the one that says you can keep slaves (but only of neighbouring countries)?

fucking great.. I get to keep belgian and german slaves..

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Could be worse...
you get nice beer & chocolates!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:27, archived)
# you can stone your daughter as well
and slaughter your neighbour if he doesn't go to church on the sabbath
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:30, archived)
# And
we're not allowed to wear cotton and silk at the same time, I think it was. Interestingly that was the same wacky section of the bible that condemns homosexuality..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)