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# *keeps*
*stuffs*
*uses as fabulous talking piece*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# *hangs hat on*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I'd have him sort of angle poise
so he could do the traditional bear pose, and then maybe a triumphant \o/ at Christmas. Instead of a tree. A lovely Dixy with all coloured balls and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# ooh jointed, like those little wooden posing manniquins for your desk
I like posing them in Nazi "heil hitler" salutes when I find them in local shops
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Him is naughty expat.
Exactly like that. Occasionally I'd have you snarling and grabbing your balls in one hand. Just for japes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Yes, motion activated that as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
he'd need a lightpull and a bulb sticking out of an appropriate place
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Top of his head.
Then when I have a good idea I can turn my dixylamp on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I hope he has glowpants
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# glowflashypants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Good lord Captain, that's a fine piece you have there
*adjusts monocle for a closer look*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I could make some amazing penis joke now, if I were a chap like you.
Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# cockwillynobtodger!
LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# OMG you are prof of LOLOGRAPHY
*pushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)