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# hows ur cock-a-doodledo fella?
did it all go ok? painful? swollen? pleeeease tell me u didnt slip and cut it off
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:54, archived)
# he's ok
its just got a little hole atm, will be going super-size later :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:56, archived)
# hahahah
cool - watch out for magnets ;)
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:58, archived)
# lol
i will
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Yuck
read that as 'watch out for maggots'
Phew, thankfully I read it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:00, archived)
# i'll
be doing that too
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:01, archived)
# maggots = good though
clean stuff up and eat up infections and stuff. Mind you, might be a put off for someone if they opened ur trousers and a load of maggots fell out.
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:03, archived)
# yuk yuk YUK!
mental image!!!! not nice!!!! take it away!!!!

Edit: though I suppose it's not as bad as a bloke pulling down his trousers and there only being one maggot there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:04, archived)
# or there being nothing at all...
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:06, archived)
# well
depends if that's cos they're a girl or not...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Does that mean you need to sit down to piss from now on?
As they said in Ghostbusters, "Never cross the streams."
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:01, archived)
# nope
was just skin
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Oh. That makes it OK then
*runs and vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:04, archived)
# bloody
wimp
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:11, archived)
# OK. It's just that I'm not ready for tying my wang to my leg yet.
Not a Jew, but not a million miles away IYSWIM
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:21, archived)