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# We
could always have a sex-change day and demand norks all day.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)
# yay!
I demand more norks!
phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)
# And some more
norks.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)
# and the b3ta
birds to get their norks out!
rah!
ah maybe not, thinking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)
# True
Won't be a pretty sight. Not like our tasty man-norks.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:00, archived)
# yum
our moobies am de bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# um
I do that anyway... ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)
# you can
scratch your balls then.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)
# I've always wanted
a penis. I keep asking Santa, but I've never found one at the bottom of my stocking...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)
# I have
dremt that I am a bloke on several ocasions.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)
# what was it like?
and did you have the oportunity in your dream to experience a blow job? this is my ultimate goal - to find out what's so good about them!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)
# erm
no but close.
I think I had a wank....
I'm feeling well strange about telling this over the net.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)
# :)
ok, subject closed : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)
# just strange
no need to completely close the subject, I like willies, well sort of.
oh dear im getting all flustered, must stop and scratch my balls for a bit!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Honestly
its impossible to explain.

they just are...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
# they must be
they're such a powerful bargaining tool >
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)