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# ah, the old ones are...

...um, the old ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Always worth a giggle
parp
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)
# parp!
honk!
morning!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Hmmm,
it seems to be Female B3tan day today.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Are you going
to join in?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:44, archived)
# No,
I just like to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)
# yes
today all b3tans should be ladies, get to know your feminine side.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)
# OK then.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Off to wax my legs then,
buy some shoes & moan about my boyfriend...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)
# And talk
about willies and 'feelings'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)
# is that
what you think women talk about?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)
# yeah
you kids will get yourselves in trouble with such sweeping generalisations.
(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)
# not so much a generalisation
as a summary of an average day in my office
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Not in *my* office though.
:)
(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Thing is though, in my company
most of the talk of waxing, shoe-buying & boyfriend slating all comes from the guys...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Heheh
that's the fashion industry for you ;)
(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Yes'm
and chocolate and bums.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)
# oh
yes. and you must be able to walk in heels and a short skirt.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)
# I can already
do that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)
# haha!
/nelson
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)
# I can't do that
I end up feeling that I look like Dick Emery
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)
# oooh you are awful
etc.

Edit: Dick Emery. How painful would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)
# You are awful,
but I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)
# I don't know what
you are talking about!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)
#


;p
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)
# I don't wanna
be a lady. it just doesn't feel right...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)
# We
could always have a sex-change day and demand norks all day.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)
# yay!
I demand more norks!
phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)
# And some more
norks.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)
# and the b3ta
birds to get their norks out!
rah!
ah maybe not, thinking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)
# True
Won't be a pretty sight. Not like our tasty man-norks.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:00, archived)
# yum
our moobies am de bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# um
I do that anyway... ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)
# you can
scratch your balls then.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)
# I've always wanted
a penis. I keep asking Santa, but I've never found one at the bottom of my stocking...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)
# I have
dremt that I am a bloke on several ocasions.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)
# what was it like?
and did you have the oportunity in your dream to experience a blow job? this is my ultimate goal - to find out what's so good about them!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)
# erm
no but close.
I think I had a wank....
I'm feeling well strange about telling this over the net.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)
# :)
ok, subject closed : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)
# just strange
no need to completely close the subject, I like willies, well sort of.
oh dear im getting all flustered, must stop and scratch my balls for a bit!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Honestly
its impossible to explain.

they just are...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
# they must be
they're such a powerful bargaining tool >
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# some
might get all moody because they don't understand women
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)
# well
it's all up to how much fun you want to have realy isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Well
I'm willing to bet it'll be plenty of fun if the lovely B3ta ladies demand norks all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)
# The word 'norks'
is way too underused....
btw anyone see yesterdays page three in the Daily Star??
only asking cos I went to school wiv her and was quite odd to see her practically nekkid!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)
# haha!
love the name change fatima boab!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Ooh,
is that new lipstick you have on?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)
# yes
plus I have a javelin concealed about my person
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)
# So
when's the operation due to have your womans breasts enlarged?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)
# is
your user name a la whitbread or mansions ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)
# see above
and tear along dotted line while you're at it
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)
# ooh
a license to drive recklessly !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)
# why's that?
is femininity a natural follow on from being French?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)
# nah
come on the french ladies don't shave their pits, how feminine is that!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)
# I meant
the French men
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:06, archived)
# no the correct phrase is:
"ahhh.. the old ones are the oldest!"

(hello Dr. Phil, btw, long time no see :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)
# hello lumpness,
I'll remember that for next time.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)
# alright
bit bored though. been up to anything fun recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)
# yeah, buying a house.
S'quite nice, too. I'll put up pics when I've got some.

And making 70 heart-shaped lavender bags as favours for my wedding. Although that's not particularly fun, more grindingly tedious. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)
# awww
my nan used to make lavender bags, from a big lavender bush in her garden, so I associate those with happy memories of my youth. (awwww... pass the sick bucket)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)
# surely
'the old ones are the best - and that's why i'm banned from the care home'
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)
# eeeuuurghh!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)
# lo dr phil
good to see you around again. ive had to hide a wee bit cos i got told off at work. well, not told off, they were just curious as to why in a company of 60 people i was managing to take 10% of the bandwidth. oops.
(hazey, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)
# oops!
oh dear!
lo!
are you going to be a lady today?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)
# hehe.
well im seeing this girl in the company and one of the PAs found out and said she thought i was lovely and 'very in touch with my feminine side'.
that just makes me feel like a complete hom, so being a woman shouldnt be too much trouble :(
(hazey, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)
# well
you are not and most women find men more atractive when they understand a little about womanlyness. betcha she wouldn't have said that if you were a loud beer lout.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Fat cats
are the fartiest!
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:44, archived)
# teehee !
fart jokes - and so early !
morning all..
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)
# perfect
!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)