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# *winces*
think I need a piss all of a sudden
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# pfft
think I need a piss wank all of a sudden
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)
# i need a wank
but it's not all of a sudden
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# haha you dirty, dirty man
why just one? is it possible to piss and wank at once?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)
# thats gonna make a mess of the bathroom.
or which ever room you choose to attempt it in.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# sort of, it's possible to piss with a hardon, but there's a little valve that blocks the urethra to the bladder when you hit the money strokes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# this be the voice of experience
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I got a lift home from someone I once worked with
who was shocked to find out that I'd never had a test for VD.

The whole "I've never fucked a prostitute" thing was lost on him too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# vd you say?
here's everything you need to know

lovingly made by disney :D

EDIT:video on the website didn't work linked to it on youtube now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I'm happy to say that
that doesn't work for me. I can imagine it though.

Snow White going mad from syphilis; Beauty from Beauty and the Beast smoking a crack pipe and wondering where her next cock/rock was coming from; Goofy getting it up the wrongun' from Donald; Pluto/Daisy "interaction"; Screwed McDuck.

The internet should be banned!

EDIT: That's ace. "Skin to skin contact. It should only take you... seconds..."
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)