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[challenge entry] My first time. Probably not hers, the slag...
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(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# You remember that reply to your post saying use pointy brackets
but use the edit option?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# they aren't brackets.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Yes I am aware of that.
If I was getting someone to plug their headphones into their iPod I wouldn't ask then to insert the male 1/8th inch TRS in to the female would I?

EDIT: Well not on a first date anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# you might
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# You know me too well:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# why not, that's what they are...*
having never touched an ipod, i dont know, i just had a look at the phones on a gis.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Actually a male 1/8th" TRS is just the standands headphone jack.
TRS is tip, ring, sleeve which refers to the contacts on the pin part of the jack lead on a stereo jack plug. Basically two positive sends (CC) and one negative.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# i know, i just didn't know whether apple had done something nasty and used a nonstandard plug.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# In Radio shack
you used to be able to go to a big bucket in the corner where they had a massive assortment of males and females of various sizes.

You could in theory daisy chain these in the correct sequence so as to connect your rev meter in your Mazda to the hamster wheel, via the Kenwood blender making you pea soup, the changing hues of colour of which would affect a light-responsive diode powering a gramophone dependent also on back-up hamster power, to play Taylor Dane's "Tell it to my heart" at probably too slow a speed.

You just don't get those parts buckets any more. Not even in Maplin, which is a bit of a HND in electric bits compared to Radio Shack's PhD. Anyone think there's something suspicious going on?

(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# quite so.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# when radio shack aka tandy still existed in the uk
in the early 80's you'd get a little catalogue through the post with *all kinds* of crap in it

you could get anything from there

then they decided to turn into a low budget version of dixons

shit tho they were, dixons were a far far better version of dixons

the inevitable consequence of all this is that the hardcore folks who wanted bits were gone and any customer who wanted consumer electronic junk already got it from dixons

and so, doomed they were.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Hope is not lost!
*bathes in the divine glow of the beacon of Maplin*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# It's OK. Would you like a Kleenex?
I have finished with the one I was using for the alien girl.
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Naaa I have my own thanks
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I'm lovin' it
:)
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# so was I
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# lol, maplin
"WE DO NOT STOCK THIS, SO IT DOES NOT EXIST, YOU ARE STUPID FOR ASKING US TO ORDER THIS ITEM, YES, YOU"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Maybe you have a bad store.
The techs are great at my one, and if I ask something that they don't know about they'll call someone who does.
I did have one little shite at an Eastend store that was full of piss and wind though, I was asking about digital TV recievers.
I'm not the best person to try and play the smart ares with. I think he started to regret his appreach when I started going into logorythym.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# it varies
really maplins in the main is trying to be some kind of dixons for people who think they know stuff

like selling the nutters 1 farad capacitors for their mentil sound system, innit

edit: and yay for technical knowledge in the face of "upsell to idiot" :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Well the older guy behind the counter actually said
'Nigel stop being an arse'. He had no technical knowledge on the subject but had tried a number of recievers and antellas as he was in a bad reception area and gave me some very useful info.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# heh
I looked at a book on transmission/propagation theory

I ran away SCARED!

yer average goon in a shop ain't going to know shit about that subject :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# totally
but that's like a finely choreographed dance for me.
I love reading about that sorta stuff. It's a very bizarre cause and effect thing, which is probably why I have no life:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Hehehe in theory you could
But the signal degradation would be terrible:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# And how exactly would that further deteriorate Taylor Dane's tune?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=T5oSpQDerps
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# IT would be an improvement
You wouldn't hear anything.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Now hold on
This device would not be in a forest where there are those legendary silent falling trees due to no audience.

Let's not raise that controversy again.

This is Taylor Dane. She cannot be silenced. Abd she always has an audience. Even in prison (probably where she performs, like a kind of Johnny Cash, but the inmates really just want to see her wrinkled, but forensically uncommon, tits).
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Harsh but fair
How the hell was I meant to know? I was too busy tugging over this alien chick I made.
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# well, it's a good job I already have issues as this would give me them if I didn't
'ning b3ta! what's happening on this mighty saturday?

I have a decision to make
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# absolutely nothing for me, what's the decision?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# well, should I make myself a tasty breakfast
or get my arse outside and mooch about

it's a tough choice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# there's no-one there to make it for you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# yes, there is
me

and the cooker, it does most of the hard work what with emiting finest russian gas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# then you should have a lovely fry up and then get your arse outside and mooch about
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# too much effort, might put the radio on and go back to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Breakfast breakfast breakfast!
Have a sausage and egg sandwich, they're delicious.

Ed: Hot dogs, also good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# no sausages
I'll have to have egg, bacon, tinned tomtamo and toats

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Now that makes me think...
Yay! We can all add to our combined issues pool.
I have open sarah-palin-up-and-insert-wasps-in-her-foo-foo issues. What else you got? :)
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# you have an inflatable sara palin wasp?
can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# No, but I can.
Whilst it watches. Tied up..
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# this is youtube material
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Does it involve meat?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Oh dear
..now it does. a few days old is better as it is holds better for when one is 'doing a romance' upon a lady.
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# yes
tasty bcoans

and tomato

and egg

and toats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# this would satisfy me if it was in front of my telly
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# sometimes you just gotta tie those alien headed wimmin to a chair for some reason that's yet to be explained
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# if i could find one
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# heh
www.alienheadedwomen.com
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# see 404
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# oh yeah, I forgot
we haven't had the aliens arrive for your sexing pleasure yet

my mistake :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# and anything else.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# ah well, look on the bright side
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8783736
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# quite so
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# which is?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8783753
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# that too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Processed floor scrapings
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# AT LEAST IT IS NOT BALLPARK FOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# HELL NO! I COME FROM THAT CRUMMY SOCIALISM COUNTRY WITH BAD TEETHS
NO ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN BALLPARK FOOD FOR ME!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# NAZIS MAKE SOMETHING VERY CLOSE.
AND THERE ARE SOME POLISH VERSIONS THAT
EVEN HITLER'S DOG WOULDN'T GO NEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# HITLERS DOG WAS SKILLED IN ACUPUNTUCRE AND HEAVY ENGINEERING
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I shall keep that FACT in mind.
It strikes me as very useful to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I would hasten to ask him
... to provide pictorial evidence, or at least an intimate scar, to corroborate his assertion, if I were you.
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# My creating such was my direction.
Research to foil the myriad plots
of those pesky Nazis goes ever on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Nice
Although I would prefer a different coloured tunic as I don't like the red.

The boots would be better in black rather than white and the gloves should be fingerless.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Finally!
Someone gets on topic.
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# All this cross species YIFFery!!! MADNESS I TELL YOU!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Oh Hai
I has found alterntiv' soft jelly pink bucket.
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Also made this variant the same evening.
Here
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# :)
You idiot . rofl.
(something gurgly, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Master of TOAP and, yes, a master of idiom.
As you say, an idiot. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# haha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# HAHAHA!
She told you were adopted, didn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)