Take a picture of yourself wearing one of the masks and wanking.
Post a Craigslist ad looking for hot guys to come over and wear the masks and wank with you.
Use Barbara's e-mail as the reply address.
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Shiksa,
Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:27,
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heh, while fun, that would be the endgame.
first i want to mess with her mind.
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postbear has metal knees,
Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:34,
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