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# \o/ I yam in Edinburgh and am so excited about Saturday I have my cock out
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# HELLO
I am back for a little while before grindstoneage.

*hugs to Dixy and JPG* how's my lovely chaps? I have bought a new dress for the meet. It's lovely and WARM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Lovely ta! it's rainy today and I'm off to Aberlady to look at birds
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I want to be up in the Scotlands, listening to the men.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# aye lassie
I did my best Scottish impression last night in the pub and made my mate laugh so much she almost shat herself
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I can only do one Scottish impression
and that is Lorraine Kelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I look forward to hearing it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I do a good 'och' as well.
Not that they do it. False advertising.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *hmph*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# In my defence, I didn't realise you were here.
*hug* not that you'll see my lovely new dress. Hmph to you as well :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I'll buy you one, then we can wear them together and flounce about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# yes.
I'm not sure what flouncing means exactly, but I've made up a meaning, and it's sexual.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# You in a dress?
How could it be anything but?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Hello Pickle!
You shall have to give me a twirl, in that case!

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# You can have a twirl, a stumble and a crash-into-someone-important-or-breakable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# *moves Fae subtly clear of the Champagne Bar*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *sits like a good girl and doesn't touch ANYTHING*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
#
s'not fair!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# *points at ivesb accusingly*
Slacker!
Why aren't you coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# the lost her job and didn't find another soon enough.
so we're skint.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *manhugs*
Mate, I'm sorry - i didn't know.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *sobs uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Always good to know, guv
Looking forward to it, too!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# :D
Actually I have just been told I am in Leith and if I know that's good for me I shall never refer to it as Edinburgh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# on pain of
death by deep-fried Mars bar, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Tonight I will be mostly eating deep fried haggis
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ha!
Dix, with these culinary delights you are spoiling us....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Refer to it as 'the barren frozen wastelands of the heathen hordes'.
They LOVE that. (all Scotbaiting techniques have been tested on a 100% pure Dundonian)

That's someone from Dundee, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# No, from Leith :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)