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# I hit a fox once.....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# yes, um in the peak district
i remember seeing the reflection in its eyes just befoe i hit it. But i didnt kill it, thats the tragic thing, so i had to go and finish it off with a jack"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?!?!?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I dont care who invented the skip, bobby bloody moore i dunno
mmm thats wrong.
Yeah i wouldnt eat one of your tomatoes if it came up and said eat me, which wouldnt be surprising considering the rubbish you put in them
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Ill have a pint of bitter
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# it's very malty...
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Hello Camp David!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# You feed burgers to swans!
Do I? well perhaps you'd like to tell me what's wrong with feeding burgers to swans! If you fill it up with fat it'll float better!

Really?

NO YOU COMPLETE CRETIN!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Yeah you are a big posh sod with plumbs in your mouth
and the plums have mutated and theyve got beaks.
BEAKS?!
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# why am i so massive?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# You know your onions
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)