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[challenge entry] Meanwhile news of Tony Hart's condition reaches monaco...


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From the Cheer Up Tony Hart challenge. See all 236 entries (closed)

(Morphology, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# fuckin smug cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# *vacant look*
sorry - I'm not sure what you're talking about... and I have a DEGREEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I don't
but three out of the four people working for me do.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# they essentially gave me mine when the cheque cleared
... so it's not too much to be proud of.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Went to same place I did, eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# you have minions?
How come? Why don't I have minions?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Because I can't handle 36500 people on my own
and because you don't work in a call centre. Don't worry though, I've heard we're all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I know I am
... all cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# If you were all cunts
I'd see how far apart I could insert my fingers in various parts of you.

Then I'd put a different coloured felt tip in every one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# that happens to me most days...
the Circus is a hard business to be in

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Don't, you'll bring up sadness
I always wanted to join the circus when I was younger. I wanted to do the trapeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# ha!
I wanted to join the circus as well -- until I visited one and met one of the clowns... he was so bitter and drunk it kind of took the shine off the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I worked in a call centre selling loans
I was really good at it and won all the vodka and stuff in my first few months, then I quit as the guilt that I had sold people who were already in loads of debt even more debt.

That was the most depressing job I've ever had.
Must have been why they gave you more drink the more you sold.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Sounds like where my mate used to work. Horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I used to "work" for Intelligent Finance
chasing people who were not paying off their credit cards... except I didn't make it to the point wher eI was working there because I didn't make it through the training ... the people I was working with were evil
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Prof
You must remember Tony Harts Arch Nemisis Mr Bennett the caretaker?
(Morphology, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *looks sad and lost*
no
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I nearly bought a house and had a mortgage
stupid America and its stupid giving loans to anyone who knew how to sign their own name.



Actually sorry thats not true, I'm sure as long as they could mark the paperwork with anything they got one too.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I nearly bought a house and had a mortgage
This, except exchange nearly for a lack of words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ooooh
does it have a garden and stuff?
I want a garden I can build a shed in.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# It's a flat in a big old victorian house
it's got a verandah (original) a garden, 10foot high ceilings, original features everywhere and a huge italian marble fireplace. Not bad for £my soul.00
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# cheap at half the price
Satan and Sons Estage agencies?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# :D Might very bloody well have been.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# well - you're better off out of it then
because you might now be trapped in a house which is worth less than what you owe on it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# true
*counts blessings*

ooh at least 3 there.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I already am, stupid Northern Rock
but we don't want to move and it's big enough so we're not too worried
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# good onya
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# That's not Bennett! He has no chainmail vest or ultra-gay moustache
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ah - good old Mr Bennett
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# BENNETT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Noseybonk
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)