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# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# night night!
before you go, i must ask: are those dog jamas 'shopped, or do such atrocities actually exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# see below...(i shopped the feet and hat)...
...add one bedroom scene and presto!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
whoever designed those pyjamas is a prime candidate for euthanasia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Goodnight harlequindog!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# is that the bunker?
not seen that room before, although to be fair i do tend to stay near the kettle and teapot so as to ensure i'm topped up
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# a wise move
so is secretly stashing the chocolate hobnobs until your next bunker visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# a-ha...bet you don't have any of these...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I have never seen the like of it.
There's something confusing and intriguing about it which I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# My good friend Len has recently started delivering pizza for extra cash during hard times.
I volunteered to be his co-pilot for a while; I am Lord Satnav, Master of the Glovebox and Taker of Pizza to The Front Door.

I have learned the following facts about human nature :

Very drunk people give huge tips.
Very stoned people put big piles of coins in your hand make you do the work.
People in big posh houses don't tip.
Very fat people make very large orders.
Poor people smell bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Also :
All pizza restaurant kitchen workers are illegal immigrants earning less than minimum wage and happily work 13 hour shifts 6 days a week and wear t-shirts with "Pizza Plus" printed on them.

/interesting pizza delivery co-piloting blog
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# awww
doggi jammies
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)