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# a-ha...bet you don't have any of these...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I have never seen the like of it.
There's something confusing and intriguing about it which I like.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
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(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
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(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
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(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# My good friend Len has recently started delivering pizza for extra cash during hard times.
I volunteered to be his co-pilot for a while; I am Lord Satnav, Master of the Glovebox and Taker of Pizza to The Front Door.

I have learned the following facts about human nature :

Very drunk people give huge tips.
Very stoned people put big piles of coins in your hand make you do the work.
People in big posh houses don't tip.
Very fat people make very large orders.
Poor people smell bad.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Also :
All pizza restaurant kitchen workers are illegal immigrants earning less than minimum wage and happily work 13 hour shifts 6 days a week and wear t-shirts with "Pizza Plus" printed on them.

/interesting pizza delivery co-piloting blog
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)