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# I just had an idea to make money
It's like youtube except everyone has to watch the same movie at the same time.

It's like going to the cinemas with your online friends. At the end of the movie everyone logs off without talking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# also: the site has a messageboard which is pretty much just a non-stop argument about what movie everyone should watch.
Because it's my site, everyone has to watch spaceballs again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# and seeing the film is free, but logging off the site costs $200.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# at random times every third frame will become a picture of a potted plant. The effect lasts from 2 - 7 minutes.
It is a different plant each time.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# This doesn't sound like the cinema at all.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# it'll be a cgi plant.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# It has a laser.
There are explosions.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# and a woman with big bewbs tries to run away from it, but she falls down.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# In the next scene there is a man driving a tractor, but he is being UNSAFE.
Constanza warns him of the dangers of unsafe farm machinery use. He is ignored.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)
# the audience members remain in their seats as the credits roll.
everyone wants to read all the names on the tractorman's ignore list.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Someone has blurred out the names! There are gunshots in the distance
and people screaming. The atmosphere becomes dark and biscuity.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# through the haze, winslow leach is observed battling a swan.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# OK YOU BOTH RUINED THE IDEA
IT CAN'T HAPPEN NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Darn.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Argh. What the hell am I still doing up now?
GOOD NIGHT YOU CRAZY FOOLS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# 'night-night.
potted plant dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# he told you we were businessmen!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# GROKPAN IS A BROKEN RE-ANIMATED CORPSE.
HE CAN NO LONGER TRUST.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I KNOW BECAUSE I KILLED HIM ONCE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# also, he was a mod.
they are a broken people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# I was going to keep it all free and sell tshirts
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# fool! at least sell thongs as well.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I think that you and We are the lemon are both giving me bad advice so that my business will fail and you can steal my idea.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Nonsense.
We are business people, from businesses. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# hell yes.
i've got so much business going on, you wouldn't even believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)