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# these are our new warnings.
www.moh.govt.nz/moh.nsf/indexmh/tobacco-warnings-new

I smoke like a fucking train and yet so far I've only seen the first six.
gotta catch 'em all
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
# at first they were a little off-putting
but now I just look at them aesthetically

most of them are very poorly designed
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# The stroke picture is pretty great
and way to puss out of the impotence one.

I also had no idea the native language was still alive in New Zealand.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)
# e koe! kei te koretake!
(OH YOU BIG SILLY)

HOW MANY YEARS HAVE WE BEEN CHATTING, HANKE
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# but for the most part te reo Maori is only spoken by Maori.
nonetheless very much alive and well.

these days people are getting more interested in passing on their local dialects, now that the fear of nationwide language-loss has eased.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Very cool.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IS THE NATURE OF YOUR INQUIRIE?

AM I BEING PROMOTED?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# hahaha!
send pics of those gangrenous foot ones to cockweasle please!

edit: i gazzed him.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:13, archived)
# Any developments in your recent campaign?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)
# no, i'm sending her reminder email in the morning.
i may attach a video clip next.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)
# ha ha...
...she'll get a heart attack!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
# i have something else for her too, but it's a surprise.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:47, archived)
# a face-to-face meeting with her...
...while she's in an important conference, you barge in with mask on...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:54, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)
# NOW THIS I HAVE GOT TO SEE
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:00, archived)
# OWWWWW!!!...
...MY CROTCH!...MY CROTCH!!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:04, archived)
# that looks great!
attack of the cheap shoko asahara dolls.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:06, archived)
# not sure what's going on here
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:14, archived)
# from what i know of bollywood, this would be a permissible sexual metaphor.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)
# smokers are ugly...
...is that what they're insinuating?...(where's my weed and cigars?)

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)
# The mouth lady used to work where I'm at now
Her mouth is perfectly in tact, alsmost as if there was nothing wrong in the first place, and that it was altered using some sort of digital image manipulation software.

Also: two eyes plus a mouth lets you make an awesome happy face.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)
# I love jobs where the employees are never meant to ever be seen by a customer
you meet some interesting looking people.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:33, archived)
# She does bit-parts in TV shows and adverts.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:40, archived)
# true
but I keep forgetting to keep my empty packets.
I have been known to hold the eye up over my own, which upsets some people


 
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:41, archived)
# ahaha!
that looks like beulah from 'it conquered the world'.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:43, archived)
# wow. that is remarkable.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:07, archived)
# what's freaky is that i was just looking for beulah images an hour ago.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:24, archived)
# AAAHHHH!!!...
...I'm blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:44, archived)
# STAY HEALTHY, KIDS
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Thats a bit harsh.
and by a bit i mean VERY.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:27, archived)
# WELCOME TO BRIDGEND
you'll never leave
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)