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# UK government introduce increasingly graphic warnings



*EDIT - 'ning all


(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:37, archived)
# you could change the settings to easy
so smoking wouldn't harm you.
Anyhow, smoking lets you see hidden laser alarms.

Smoking saves.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:42, archived)
# If you don't
smoke, you'll die of uncoolness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:53, archived)
# FISSION MAILED
snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# better warning label:
HAHA, NOW YOU'RE AS STUPID AS YOUR OWN MUM.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)
# "NOBODY LOOKS COOL WHILE DOING THIS ANYMORE
EXCEPT BLACK DUDES. THEY ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO DO THAT RIGHT, STILL. WEARING SUITS AND FEDORAS TOO."
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)
# B&H SILVER?...
..."Girls Only".
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)
# these are our new warnings.
www.moh.govt.nz/moh.nsf/indexmh/tobacco-warnings-new

I smoke like a fucking train and yet so far I've only seen the first six.
gotta catch 'em all
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
# at first they were a little off-putting
but now I just look at them aesthetically

most of them are very poorly designed
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# The stroke picture is pretty great
and way to puss out of the impotence one.

I also had no idea the native language was still alive in New Zealand.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)
# e koe! kei te koretake!
(OH YOU BIG SILLY)

HOW MANY YEARS HAVE WE BEEN CHATTING, HANKE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# but for the most part te reo Maori is only spoken by Maori.
nonetheless very much alive and well.

these days people are getting more interested in passing on their local dialects, now that the fear of nationwide language-loss has eased.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Very cool.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IS THE NATURE OF YOUR INQUIRIE?

AM I BEING PROMOTED?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# hahaha!
send pics of those gangrenous foot ones to cockweasle please!

edit: i gazzed him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:13, archived)
# Any developments in your recent campaign?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)
# no, i'm sending her reminder email in the morning.
i may attach a video clip next.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)
# ha ha...
...she'll get a heart attack!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
# i have something else for her too, but it's a surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:47, archived)
# a face-to-face meeting with her...
...while she's in an important conference, you barge in with mask on...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)
# NOW THIS I HAVE GOT TO SEE
 
also: this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwGO5EWP7y0
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:00, archived)
# OWWWWW!!!...
...MY CROTCH!...MY CROTCH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:04, archived)
# that looks great!
attack of the cheap shoko asahara dolls.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:06, archived)
# not sure what's going on here
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=smKbIKDqMkQ
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:14, archived)
# from what i know of bollywood, this would be a permissible sexual metaphor.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)
# smokers are ugly...
...is that what they're insinuating?...(where's my weed and cigars?)

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)
# The mouth lady used to work where I'm at now
Her mouth is perfectly in tact, alsmost as if there was nothing wrong in the first place, and that it was altered using some sort of digital image manipulation software.

Also: two eyes plus a mouth lets you make an awesome happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)
# I love jobs where the employees are never meant to ever be seen by a customer
you meet some interesting looking people.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:33, archived)
# She does bit-parts in TV shows and adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:40, archived)
# true
but I keep forgetting to keep my empty packets.
I have been known to hold the eye up over my own, which upsets some people


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:41, archived)
# ahaha!
that looks like beulah from 'it conquered the world'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:43, archived)
# wow. that is remarkable.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:07, archived)
# what's freaky is that i was just looking for beulah images an hour ago.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:24, archived)
# AAAHHHH!!!...
...I'm blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:44, archived)
# STAY HEALTHY, KIDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Thats a bit harsh.
and by a bit i mean VERY.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:27, archived)
# WELCOME TO BRIDGEND
you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I don't like the font. GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER
;)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# smoke? SMOKE?
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Snake? Snake? NOooo
SSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkke!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)