To be fair on him
it did take 3 linesmen and the Mayoress of Alicante to put it out.
It's little wonder he took to the drink afterwards.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:05,
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But then he also took to the Mayoress of Alicante with much gusto, according to rumour.
So, every cloud... etc, etc.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08,
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