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# I'm seriously thinking about getting a monocle...
except with the beard, the waxed and curled moustache, and handkerchief in my jacket pocket, pipe smoking, whisk(e)y consumprion and my trilby I already look like a turn of the century fop dandy pimp rapist from the 1940s... I fear people may start taking me LESS seriously if I add a monocle to the mix...

also woo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# This is why you need to complete the look
With a swordstick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I used to have one of them
but was advised by a friend who is also in the filth that I should hand it in at the next armistice...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Available from TK Maxx!
*searches for link*

That's the fella!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
also - the comments are priceless... humans aren't ready to have their opinions recorded on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hahahaha, holy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# a monocle can only add seriousness
also, you may be "discovered" on the street by a producer looking for someone to play the newest version of sherlock holmes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# weekend before last
Sunday Times style magazine decided it was bored with frocks and so did a man issue... I was most upset to see that I'm currently very fashionable... bastards.

I would make a good Sherlock Holmes though...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# if i'm ever seen as fashionable
i find a brown cardie usually takes care of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# well - I thought that
turns out my grey cardigan, very fashionable just now... looking like a geography teacher is so hot right now... I was planning on spending my whole life not being in fashion but, a bit like a stopped watch, it operantly just happens every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# wear a bin bag
but not at the end of the month as you'll look like a pikey who can't afford a decent hallowe'en costume.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# :o
My halloween costume nearly always involved a binbag
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# You need to switch whisk(e)y for laudanum
then you just won't care what others think.

Also *pedants* turn of the century.....1940s? *de-pedants*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# your pendanty is wasted
that was intentionally put that way so as to add mystery.

also - I think I'd like to try laudanum
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)